I am not a huge reality TV fan, well unless it’s Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List. I didn’t like all of the Real Housewives shows because I just can’t take the drama. I have a low threshold for people screaming at the top of their lungs at each other.
I did watch and love a few of the Real Housewives shows though. I didn’t watch the first season of Atlanta, but I did see a few episodes here and there. I do love Kim Zolciak though because, well, she looks like a real life Barbie doll. She has beautiful hair, even though they are all wigs, but can I just say that I love her without her wigs too? She has a rack that won’t quit, yeah I said it, I know I’m gay but I would motorboat that shiznit.
When I heard that she was going to have a reality show based on her preparations to marry hunk of the century Kroy Biermann, I had to watch. I loved that it had a little bit of drama in it, but I hated that the drama came from her mother. I know mothers are supposed to be a little crazy, but I mean come on this woman took the cake. She stole Kim’s thunder as her last act of crazy.
If you didn’t see it, here is how it went down. Kim’s mother and I guess her sister, Kim’s aunt, decided they had to go use the bathroom, but they refused to use the porta potty that Kim had paid $6000 for. They figured they were too good to use a $6000 toilet so they had to break the rules just to take a piss. They went to the door to the house and the security guard told them they had to use the porta potty and they got high and mighty with him and screamed “I’m Kim’s mother and this is her aunt” and “I will burn down this house if I have to!”
Seriously? They couldn’t just use the porta potty? I mean, I saw the porta potty that they rented when they looked at it. It was bigger than our bathroom AND it had an attendant to boot! She is too good for that?
So while they were in the bathroom upstairs, they were trash talking Kim and Kroy. I mean what nerve! They break the rules then go and trash talk the bride and the groom and act as if they are gods. Then she finds out that the police have been called to escort them out so she goes back to the party and tells people that she is being kicked out and she doesn’t know why. When someone asks her where Kim is, she says “She’s behind all of it, with Kroy.”
Really? I mean this woman is a liar, manipulator and an instigator. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kim never spoke to her mother again after that. Watch the video.
OMG I am just so thankful that I never have to go through that, not marriage but having a mother to act like that at my wedding. Especially when it’s on TV! UGH!
But Kim and Kroy were calm, they didn’t make a huge deal about it ruining the whole night. They showed them cutting the cake while her mother was being escorted out, I’m sure it was edited to look that way, but who really knows for sure. Their wedding was a success and the whole season was fun to watch and I’m glad I didn’t miss it.
Now, let’s get back to me boycotting weddings until gay people are allowed to get married shall we? LOL