Oreo Cookies decided to create a new graphic of their famous cookie, but stacked with rainbow colored cream. One Million Moms has decided that Oreo, owned by Kraft, needs to be boycotted. I mean, we can’t eat gay cookies now can we? Then I saw the image above posted by 1 Million Moms against One Million Moms and it really got me to thinking. Just about everything you can buy in the store is gay friendly.
For example, here is a (not alphabetical) HUGE list of LGBT friendly companies!!! I mean, if they are going to boycott Kraft because they support gay rights, then they might as well boycott everything else in the world.
Like, what phone company do you do business with? I hope you don’t have AT&T, Bell South, Alcatel or Sprint because guess what, they are in the list. Verizon isn’t in that list but they should be because I know that they are pro-gay. God forbid your cell phone is made by Motorola because guess what? They support gays, heck they are responsible for you being able to use a cell phone. I sure hope you aren’t using an iPhone because Apple is gay friendly. Which reminds me, what Mp3 player are you using? I hope it’s not an iPod. God forbid you have an iPad or a Macintosh computer or even a Windows based computer or tablet for that matter.
Do you know what a CPU is? It is the processor which is what makes your computer and other electronic device boot up. Basically, it’s the brain of your computer. Without it, your computer won’t even turn on. Do you know who invented it? A gay person! Oh you didn’t know? His name was Alan Turing. So if you hate gay people so much, then you might as well put your desktop/laptop computer, tablet or all other electronic devices up for sale at the next yard sale so you can get your money back. When I say all, I’m not just talking about your computer or cell phone, oh no, I’m talking about your calculators, your electronic watches your HDTV that you just bought for your living room and anything else that is computer operated.
If computers are gay because of the CPU then I have news for you, all of your money is gay too. Yeah, how do you think they make money? Computers! And your bank statements that come in the mail were printed from a computer not to mention that they know how much money you have in the bank because they use a computer.
I can’t forget to mention that if you are reading this because you found the link on Facebook, you are supporting gay equality because guess what kiddies, Facebook is gay friendly. You didn’t know? So is Twitter. What browser are you using? Cause I hope it’s not Google Chrome, Yahoo or an Internet Explorer based browser.
You know what, you might as well go live with the Amish because everything you buy at the grocery store is gay, including the computers they use to ring up your total. So unless they use pen and paper to write it all down and use an abacus to ring your groceries up, you are supporting gay rights and equality.
Speaking of the Amish, they don’t have any electronic devices, they don’t even have cars. Guess what, cars are also gay. So if you drive a car, you are supporting gay rights equality. Every time you fill your gas tank you are supporting gay rights too because BP and Chevron are pro-LGBT. I sure hope you don’t have car insurance because AAA, Esurance, Prudential and Allstate all support LGBT.
You can’t escape it, you are all supporting gay people as we speak. It’s all around you folks, the air you breathe is gay air because guess what? If God created the world as you say he did, he also created gay people, so by living in this world, you are breathing gay air and you are supporting gay rights.
I’m sure you have already forgotten about that HUGE list of LGBT friendly companies!!! so there it is again. Go ahead, read it, read every single company that supports gay people. So take a deep breath and just accept the fact that you cannot boycott everything unless you plan on living in a house that you had to build yourself from trees you had to manually cut because all of the electronics used to cut the trees to build your houses with had a CPU in them.
Yeah so good luck with that boycott. Let me know how it worked out for ya. Of course you can’t, what was I thinking, you can’t contact me at all because you would need to buy paper and envelopes, that is unless you plan on making them from the sawdust and wood shavings that came out of the tree when you built your cabin in the woods.
Just a note of clarification, I know not all people of faith are as wacky as the fundamentalists like the Westboro Baptist Church or the One Million Moms who are really more like 47k. So I’m not bashing anyone’s religion, I’m just saying this to those who are homophobic who want to boycott because of LGBT rights and equality. I don’t care what religion you follow or if you don’t follow any religion. Basically, if you are not anti-gay, then this isn’t for you. This is for those crazy people who think that it’s OK to take away the rights of their fellow human beings like me.