Try to watch this without peeing in your pants. If you can watch this and not laugh you are probably dead inside. This guy does these voices and at this point in his life I don’t think he’s trying anymore, he’s just programmed to do them without even thinking.
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I do love those Comedy Central Roasts. They are so funny and dirty. I remember watching them in the 70’s and I don’t remember them cussing but they were dirty.
The panel or they call it Dais were so so. I think it was about 50/50. One of the people on there I’ve never heard of, Whitney Cummings. Who the hell is she? I appreciate a good gay joke but come on, this ho bag made a crack about Mario Cantone having AIDS and about him being a child molester. Sorry but it’s not funny. And they kept making these fried chicken and watermelon jokes about Robin Quivers. Also not funny.
They filmed this in July 2009 which was around the time that 4 stars passed away, one of them being David Caradine. I think there were about 3 jokes about him which I think was too soon for that. Yes it was funny but still too soon.
Also TV Guide said that Lily Tomlin was going to be in it but she wasn’t. That was disappointing because I love her and I would’ve loved to see her make fun of the panel.
I think the best moment in this show was the beginning when Joan came out onto the stage with 6 children with price tags on them and she said that Brad and Angelina were having a garage sale lol.
The only 2 comedians that I liked on there were Kathy Griffin and Jeffrey Ross. Besides the terrible fried chicken joke to Robin he was pretty good. He was probably the best one out of them all of course besides Kathy Griffin and of course besides Joan Rivers at the very end. She did pretty good too.
I found this guy on YouTube named Brock Baker. His channel on YouTube is called McGoiter. I think he sent me an email via YouTube inviting me to his channel to subscribe and I did. This guy is so funny, he shouldn’t have any problem out there in Hollywood. He’s going to end up in a tv series some day soon. But until then we get to enjoy him on YouTube.
He just moved to LA from somewhere in Colorado. Maybe if you watch this video you will want to subscribe then next thing you know you are watching every video of his from the very first one to now like I did. You won’t be disappointed, he’s very funny. Here is his latest video called Brock Baker’s LA Adventures #2.
Edit: Wait! I remember. He didn’t email me, that was someone else. I found Brocks video making fun of Fred after watching a Fred video lol. That’s right.
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPnL6xxfkyY
I got bored… LOL I went to the google search engine and typed “turn picture into simpsons character” and I found this website from Burger King called Simpsonize Me. I thought it was a very good likeness of me lol and I got bored so I wood burned it and that wasn’t enough for me, I had to paint it too lol. So here you go, I hope you like it.
Wow, now you can buy a product that you can use on YOURSELF so you can give YOURSELF liposuction. What could go wrong?
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I was on Facebook and saw this ad for this. It says it’s a risk free trial so I guess if you don’t lose any weight from it you can just send it back and get a full refund. By the way it only costs $379.95 plus shipping, not sure about any taxes.
What it does according to their website is it melts the fat cells and the more you use it the more fat cells will melt. You feel it right away and you can lose inches of fat every week that you use it.
But with all these things on the market are you willing to drop almost $400 on yet another gadget? Maybe if I had $400 to spare then yeah I might but I don’t. So I guess diet and exercise are going to have to do for now. But it does look neat though, I mean, well the thought of being able to do that.
Edit: It appears that this website is gone for good. Perhaps they didn’t make the money they wanted for their product so they stopped selling it online. Who knows for sure.
Went to see this movie tonight called “I Love You Man”. I don’t get to go to the movies too often and when I do and the movie is good I like to talk about it. Well, even if it’s bad I like to talk about how bad it stunk. This one was good though.
It’s about this guy who is getting married and he realizes that he has no guy friends. So he starts to go out on “man dates” to try to get a connection with a guy so he doesn’t look like such a pathetic loser to his fiancée.
I can totally relate though because besides all my online friends, I really don’t have any real friends to speak of. Since we moved to Bakersfield I haven’t really met anyone that I wanted to strike up a real friendship with. Well, there was our neighbor Dan but he’s moved away and we really don’t hear from him anymore. But he has his own “guy friends” that he’s been hanging around with since they were in school.
This movie was totally funny though. Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live was so good as a gay guy. He actually made gay people look cool by not flaming all over the movie. Good for him.
Thomas Lennon on the other hand. He was gayer and funnier than ever too. Everyone kinda expects him to be outrageous though since he is gay as Lieutenant Jim Dangle on Reno 911.
I thought this was a very funny movie and I was laughing the entire time, even when other people weren’t laughing at which point I had to sink in my seat lol.
Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire premiered on Comedy Central last night at 10pm and I have to say it was hilarious.
It looked like it was a spoof of a show like Hercules and Xena from the 90’s. Sean Maguire is very good in this role as Krod Mandoon. And I have to say he has an awesome body. His stomach alone is enough of a reason to watch this show.
It has an awesome cast of characters who are just so hysterical. Especially the bad guy played by Matt Lucas who I remember from Little Britain USA which was on HBO. He is just so funny.
If you haven’t seen the series premiere then you have to watch it when it repeats.
Currently it is on Thursday nights on Comedy Central at 10pm. Don’t miss it because it’s hilarious. If you don’t find it humorous then watch it to see Sean Maguire half-naked lol.
I know that every time something embarrassing happens to me I always say that it is the most embarrassing moment in my life but I have to say that those don’t even compare to what happened to me today.
Ok so we went to Albertson’s this morning before Darrin dropped me off at the doctors off before he went to work. He bought some toothpaste because we were out and he also grabbed a 1 liter bottle of flavored water for himself and 1 for me too. So he drops me off at the doctor’s office and I go in, sign in, sit down and am watching TV and waiting patiently to be called. Then tragedy struck.
You know when you have a room temperature bottle of sparkling water or soda or something and you unscrew the cap and it starts to fizz up so you have to open then close the lid over and over because if you don’t it explodes all over the place? I had already done that and taken a sip or 2 out of the water. Well, I was sitting there just watching TV and I opened the lid and all was fine, no fizzing occurred. I put the bottle up to my mouth and it just exploded all over me. OMG!
My whole front was completely soaking wet. At first I thought it was a dream, I must be sleeping still at home. I’m asleep and the people in the waiting room don’t even acknowledge my existence here. Unfortunately, the realization came over me that I was indeed awake and there were other people in the waiting room staring at me. The only thing that I could say was “that did not just happen to me”.
When it happened it was just so fast, so all of a sudden. I wasn’t expecting that to happen, although I guess nobody does really. I tried stopping it by pressing my lips around the bottle but the pressure built up in my mouth and I had to let go so I put my finger in the bottle as if I were a little dutch boy trying to stop the flow of water in the hole in a dam.
So desperately I went over to the door and started knocking on it and I heard Donna say hang on and I’m like ok, this is sort of an emergency, I need someone to please assist in my suicide lol. So she opens the door and I walk in and she had this look on her face like OMG what happened. I said my water exploded all over me. She said it looks like I peed then threw up all over my shirt (as if I had a liquid lunch lol there were no chunks, just water). I went to the bathroom and blotted as much as I could but no matter how many paper towels I used, I wouldn’t come out of it dry.
So then I went back to the door to the waiting room and said please don’t make me go back out there. Then Jennifer comes along and sees me and I thought it would be funny to tell her “I’m really nervous today” at which point her jaw hit the ground. She knows that I would never piss my pants and she saw the water bottle so she started laughing. I told her my best course of action is to just pour the rest of it down the front of my shorts to even it out lol.
But luckily it started drying fast and by the time I left the doctor’s office my shorts were completely dry. So at least I didn’t have to ride the bus with wet shorts on. I guess this is my karma for talking trash about the Jonas Brothers the other night. But in my defense I did delete it before anyone could see what a jerk I was. Then again I’m sure a few people saw it in the 2 minutes it took me to decide to delete it, but I doubt it.
I’ve been looking forward to this since I first heard it was going to be on. The Roast of Larry the Cable Guy aired tonight at 10pm on Comedy Central. The panel was Zac Brown, Gary Busey, Reno Collier, Nick DiPaolo, Jeff Foxworthy, Toby Keith, Maureen McCormick, Jeffrey Ross, Warren Sapp and Lisa Lampanelli as the Roastmaster.
I kinda felt sorry for Maureen McCormick because of the jokes towards her but she took it like a man. She was very raunchy and I thought she did the best job in this roast.
Gary Busey was…. well, himself. Although he was funny. He was pretending like he wasn’t himself and so he was telling Gary Busey jokes lol. Hey, if you can’t laugh at yourself then you have no sense of humor.
Bill Engvall phoned in his performance. It was a video, he couldn’t even take the time out of his life to show up to the roast of one of his friends. That’s ok.
I love these Roasts, I remember watching them as a kid with Lucille Ball as a roaster and Dean Martin and Don Rickles. Those were the days. But, back then you couldn’t say a lot of words you can say today. Although, they say a lot of words you still can’t say on TV but they just bleep it out. I watch every roast when they have them if I know about it. I don’t watch Comedy Central as much as I used to because I’m always on Sci-Fi channel so when I do see a Roast commercial I make time to watch it.
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